Good eats would be on 3 times a day,
All boxes would smell like Christmas,
Cordless telephones would never die,
Chipotle wouldn't make you shit blood,
My grandparents wouldn't be deteriorating,
I wouldn't have to pee every two hours,
All Mountain Dew would taste like Fountain Mountain Dew,
School would start at 8:40,
The Jonas Brothers wouldn't have such an annoying fanbase,
HamletMachine would update every week,
All clothing would look fantastic on everyone,
Dishes would wash themselves,
The internet wouldn't ever shit out on me,
My Cherry Coke supply would never run out,
Albert would stay on his side of the bed,
My feet wouldn't be so objective to socks,
Ellen Page would be in a lot more movies,
I'd have an abundance of Lindt milk chocolate truffles,
Fast food would be good for you,
My computer wouldn't have viruses,
Taylor's cat wouldn't be named Liza Minnelli,
Charlie would be silent,
I'd live a lot closer to Cheska,
I'd be able to sneeze just once at a time,
No one would snore,
Taylor would be my neighbor,
I'd be fantastic at video games,
My hoodie wouldn't have so many holes in it,
L would be real,
Near would be Peppermint Patty,
My hands wouldn't be so cold sometimes,
Taylor could cosplay as Reno without me attacking her,
Phone numbers would be easier to memorize,
Babz would be dead.